The Store
To make your shopping easier we have listed each saying below with the link to that section of the store. But first, here's the store in its entirety.
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NEW Correct gently. Praise without criticism. This is basically the advice Mike was given by the president of a company he used to work for. men's and women's clothing, mugs, and bags |
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NEW How can I look it up when I can't spell it in the first place? Ah yes, the old complaint. You need to know how to spell the word to look it up to see how to spell it, which defeats the purpose. men's and women's clothing, mugs, and bags |
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NEW The three greatest words are "I love you". The next two are "mea culpa". It's been said that the three greatest words are I love you. Mike feels that the next two are mea culpa, which means it's my fault. men's and women's clothing, mugs, and bags |
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NEW You can't deserve the things God gives you. That's why they're called gifts. Truly, you can't earn or deserve God's gifts. men's and women's clothing, mugs, and bags |
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How not to win her heart #36: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art REALLY HOT!! For all the ladies who have ever had a Romeo try a little too hard. men's and women's clothing, mugs, and bags |
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In school they called me "nerd". Today they call me "boss". This gem is true more often that some people want to admit. The funny thing is although this saying is entirely Mike's, Bill Gates expressed the same sentiment in different words. men's and women's clothing, mugs, and bags |
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I swore to use my powers for good. Of course, I meant forever. It seems that at one time or another every superhero swears to use their powers for good. But what if by "for good" they actually mean "forever"? men's and women's clothing, mugs, and bags |
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Rules For Good Writing #17: Don't repeat yourself and never say the same thing twice. Here's one for the English majors and anyone who writes. This rule actually breaks itself. men's and women's clothing, mugs, and bags |
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Dialysis? I can live with that. The perfect gift for anyone on dialysis. As Mike well knows, not only is dialysis something we can put up with it helps keep us alive. men's and women's clothing, mugs, and bags |
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Hate destroys that which frightens ignorance. Mike came up with this truism back in the late 80s. It's as true today as it was back then. men's and women's clothing, mugs, and bags |
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My race? Human. Why? What's yours? For all those who are dissatisfied with the word "race". Perfect for sci-fi and fantasy fans. men's and women's clothing, mugs, and bags | |
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This shirt intentionally left blank. Why do people type "this page intentionally left blank" in documents? Well, now you can have a t-shirt that's intentionally left blank. men's and women's shirts only |
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When your forehead starts bleeding, stop beating your head against the wall. Perfect for every hard headed person who needs to learn when to quit. men's and women's clothing, mugs, and bags |